I Hate Breakcore

by **djtheblade** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:15 pm

So whilst every spastic and his dog has been chuffing their pants in to moist ecstasy over Jade Goody this week, the general populus has seemingly forgotton about another, more heroic celbrity icon. I of course refer to Alfie, the dad boy.

The plot thickens it would appear, looks like DNA testing confirms that Alfie is NOT the father:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfm ... y_id=37526

I can only hope that both Gordon Brown and David Cameron pander to the masses for a second time this week and let us know how they feel about this latest development.

Go forth Alfie, go forth and multiply (properly this time).

by **djtheblade** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:16 pm

PS, nice analogue sticks mum

by **aerick** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:21 pm

omfg, the girl looks so...bcore

by **Gostek** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:57 pm

This girl looks ravy or trancy. She has no commons with brcore. Ah, and this fella don't know how to hold ps3 controller, so it was obvious

by **PEPCORE** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:08 pm

This actually means this girl has slept with like 20 some what guys at the age of 14, and the sperm had a conjoined effort to making a super baby, it will probably become a president or world leader in the future.

by **tangofingers** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:49 am

Wow, you hold high hopes for the baby, I think in a few years she will just be one big giant schoolgirl gobbling up little boys

by **PEPCORE** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:55 am

That too of course.

A presidential boy gobler that is.

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