Welcome!
Moderators: PEPCORE, SweetPeaPod, BreakforceOne, JohnMerrik
Hello kind breakcore peoples. This site is fancy, and entertaining.
Today is cold and grey, so we are spending it (wisely) on photoshopping our friends pictures on facebook then putting them back up and tagging him. He is already unbelievably unhappy about this, and lulz are already ensuing. This would be quite a lame way to waste a monday morning, but with foxdye as teh soundtrack it become's a badass endeavour FOR THE COMMON GOOD OF ALL.
tl;dr: hand puppets
Today is cold and grey, so we are spending it (wisely) on photoshopping our friends pictures on facebook then putting them back up and tagging him. He is already unbelievably unhappy about this, and lulz are already ensuing. This would be quite a lame way to waste a monday morning, but with foxdye as teh soundtrack it become's a badass endeavour FOR THE COMMON GOOD OF ALL.
tl;dr: hand puppets
jekuu wrote:I like turtles
I also like turtles. Altho not the ninja kind, who killed my parents
I have a turtle, he lives in a tank. His name is Blastoise, because altho he is only a couple of months old, he will be the VERY BEST. He lives with a goldfish called Magikarp who will not be the very best, as all he can do is flail around and run into the side of the tank, as if he thinks he can make out with the fish he sees in the reflection. Which I guess is fair enough, we all like to have sex with ourselves don't we? Well, I know I do. And I'm pretty sure you're just lying about it. Anyways, Blastoise just learnt tail whip, which would be more impressive if his tail was longer than 1cm. Yea I use the metric system, you wanna make something of it?
tl;dr: I like turtles, and the metric system
Lucid wrote:jekuu wrote:I like turtles
I also like turtles. Altho not the ninja kind, who killed my parents
Writing that made me sad. We were visiting New York city, cos my pa had work there (he's a neon light installer). We went to the theatre one evening. Oh the lights and the theatricals, i wish you could have seen it! We chose to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 The Theatrical Extravaganza, which featured the real Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simon as Michelangelo! Anyways, the first 4 rows were the splash zone, and we knew we would get wet. We just didn't realise just how wet we would get. As Michelangelo threw Donatello (played by Donato di Niccolò di Betto Bardi) into the water, the wave came right at us. However, there were snails in the tank to help keep it clean cos of all the turtle scum that was building up. And my parents, opened mouthed cos of the spectacle of it all, swallowed some, and choked. And then my Uncle took me to Disneyland! It was everything I always dreamed it would be
tl;dr: italian mutated turtle actors inadvertently ruin my childhood, then inadvertently make it awesome
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 104 guests



