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Postby rtificial » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:08 am

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What you do just lay a stink bomb in the toilet? :lol:

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Postby classwarnow » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:17 am

i dont think i can listen to breakcore until i get a gasmask. that's fine though. if i need to go buy a gasmask then i will do so. it's worth it.

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Postby cuttingagent » Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:28 am

classwarnow wrote:i dont think i can listen to breakcore until i get a gasmask. that's fine though. if i need to go buy a gasmask then i will do so. it's worth it.


zomg don't forget your goggles! and remember, they go on your forehead, not your eyes. duh!
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Postby producer_snafu » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:01 am

cuttingagent wrote:
classwarnow wrote:i dont think i can listen to breakcore until i get a gasmask. that's fine though. if i need to go buy a gasmask then i will do so. it's worth it.


zomg don't forget your goggles! and remember, they go on your forehead, not your eyes. duh!


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Postby cuttingagent » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:35 am

you think i wear goggles?!?! nigga please
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Postby NightTerrorRecordings » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:25 pm

gigassassin wrote:I'm five foot eight and a half, a hundred and seventy or so pounds. These days I'm rocking an athletic looking build, although after I get out of the fucking Army and go on a massive coke and alcohol binge, I should get back to being a hundred and fifty pound skinny fuck. I'm rather patrician looking overall, with fine yet strong features. I'm capable of looking intimidatingly mean if I narrow my eyes and scowl, but most of the time I've got a relaxed ease and I smile a lot because it makes other people feel at ease. The corners of my lips are naturally curled up into the gentle slope of my cheeks. My eyes are fucking beautiful. They're a washed out blue grey in color, and perfectly almond shaped with thick long lashes. The beauty of my eyes is nearly overtaken by the air of ageless intelligence and wisdom that they give off. My nose is a good size -neither large nor small -and is straight in profile. However, I have a slight deviated sceptum, so one nostril is kind of larger than the other. Also, I have a little bit of a butt-chin, but I prefer to refer to it as a dimple. I've got blond hair that gets blonder in the sun, and these days it's just as long as the Army will let me get away with. I like a wild shock of hair, y'know? A graceful neck blooms out of my healthy shoulders, and my collarbones are visible, but not freakishly so. My arms are toned and only barely can you see the blue veins underneath my creamy white skin, which is flecked hither and thither with little moles. Seriously, it's as if I have little beauty marks all over my body. My hands are truly instruments of creation and destruction. They look like they were drawn just for me. Verily, they're the only ones I've ever known. There's a rather unsightly scar that runs across the top of the three outside fingers on my left hand and down my pinky. My right hand has scars on the middle and ring fingers, so that when I give the sign of the beast it looks like the goat has eyes. My fingernails have deep beds and usually at least one of them shows evidence of a recent incident of finger smashing. I've got old callouses on my fingertips from several years of playing stringed instruments. My virtually hairless chest is rather ample, it firms up when I flex my pectorals, but all the attention is usually stolen by my insane nipples. They're pretty big. I must confess I've got a slight bit more weight on my midsection than I'd like, but I'm actively working on cutting that up into a shape reminscent of Brad Pitt's in Fight Club. It's not that far off of a goal, but I've got a ways to go still. I've got a fat ass. Don't get me wrong, it's stairmaster tight, but it still qualifies as a fat ass. There's some weird cyst thing at the top of my left cheek, but the doctors say that it's nothing to get concerned about at the moment. As far as genitals go, I did all right. I have a slightly above average size penis that, is in no way misshapen, so I can't complain. Pretty good set of nuts too, really. My legs are, like the rest of me, effortlessly in decent shape. My feet turned out all right, despite my having been born with club foot, making it necessary for them to be broken and reset. I like to think I was born with hooves.


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Postby MarkyPoo » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:58 pm

NightTerrorRecordings wrote:
gigassassin wrote:I'm five foot eight and a half, a hundred and seventy or so pounds. These days I'm rocking an athletic looking build, although after I get out of the fucking Army and go on a massive coke and alcohol binge, I should get back to being a hundred and fifty pound skinny fuck. I'm rather patrician looking overall, with fine yet strong features. I'm capable of looking intimidatingly mean if I narrow my eyes and scowl, but most of the time I've got a relaxed ease and I smile a lot because it makes other people feel at ease. The corners of my lips are naturally curled up into the gentle slope of my cheeks. My eyes are fucking beautiful. They're a washed out blue grey in color, and perfectly almond shaped with thick long lashes. The beauty of my eyes is nearly overtaken by the air of ageless intelligence and wisdom that they give off. My nose is a good size -neither large nor small -and is straight in profile. However, I have a slight deviated sceptum, so one nostril is kind of larger than the other. Also, I have a little bit of a butt-chin, but I prefer to refer to it as a dimple. I've got blond hair that gets blonder in the sun, and these days it's just as long as the Army will let me get away with. I like a wild shock of hair, y'know? A graceful neck blooms out of my healthy shoulders, and my collarbones are visible, but not freakishly so. My arms are toned and only barely can you see the blue veins underneath my creamy white skin, which is flecked hither and thither with little moles. Seriously, it's as if I have little beauty marks all over my body. My hands are truly instruments of creation and destruction. They look like they were drawn just for me. Verily, they're the only ones I've ever known. There's a rather unsightly scar that runs across the top of the three outside fingers on my left hand and down my pinky. My right hand has scars on the middle and ring fingers, so that when I give the sign of the beast it looks like the goat has eyes. My fingernails have deep beds and usually at least one of them shows evidence of a recent incident of finger smashing. I've got old callouses on my fingertips from several years of playing stringed instruments. My virtually hairless chest is rather ample, it firms up when I flex my pectorals, but all the attention is usually stolen by my insane nipples. They're pretty big. I must confess I've got a slight bit more weight on my midsection than I'd like, but I'm actively working on cutting that up into a shape reminscent of Brad Pitt's in Fight Club. It's not that far off of a goal, but I've got a ways to go still. I've got a fat ass. Don't get me wrong, it's stairmaster tight, but it still qualifies as a fat ass. There's some weird cyst thing at the top of my left cheek, but the doctors say that it's nothing to get concerned about at the moment. As far as genitals go, I did all right. I have a slightly above average size penis that, is in no way misshapen, so I can't complain. Pretty good set of nuts too, really. My legs are, like the rest of me, effortlessly in decent shape. My feet turned out all right, despite my having been born with club foot, making it necessary for them to be broken and reset. I like to think I was born with hooves.


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Postby producer_snafu » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:24 pm

cuttingagent wrote:you think i wear goggles?!?! nigga please


i don't think mutha fucka, i'm already be knowing and what not ma dewt!
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Postby kaneelbroodje » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:04 pm

rtificial wrote:
kaneelbroodje wrote:Image


What you do just lay a stink bomb in the toilet? :lol:


haha, nah, just no other place with enough light ;)

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Postby classwarnow » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:45 am

kaneelbroodje wrote:
rtificial wrote:
kaneelbroodje wrote:


What you do just lay a stink bomb in the toilet? :lol:


haha, nah, my lair lets no ray of light escape, except in the chamber of excrement. it's just that dark.


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Postby cuttingagent » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:06 pm

oh sure lets just all hate on the goth kids. real mature you faggotards =)
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Postby producer_snafu » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:30 pm

quit being gothic and you won't get fucked with dumbie!
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Postby NightTerrorRecordings » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:54 pm

producer_snafu wrote:quit being gothic and you won't get fucked with dumbie!


says he who just recently posted a release on gothcore.com.au :P

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