Breakcore Jokes
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by miskibaul » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:21 am
broke ass nigga'z!
can't fuck with this?!
Q: why can't breakcore artist show people up?
A: too busy trying to masturbate in a mirror telling them self's "your the champ, your the champ" haha post up weak ass posers!
can't fuck with this?!
Q: why can't breakcore artist show people up?
A: too busy trying to masturbate in a mirror telling them self's "your the champ, your the champ" haha post up weak ass posers!
by miskibaul » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:24 am
<---- started the 3rd page, where you at?!
im not shit! but it seams like it
Q: why did the breakcore artist stop posting?
A: because there are other threads i have a rep to keep intacked!:D BITCHES!!!
Q: ihatebreakcore.com is a joke?
A: duh motherfucker, keep up!
im not shit! but it seams like it
Q: why did the breakcore artist stop posting?
A: because there are other threads i have a rep to keep intacked!
:D BITCHES!!!
Q: ihatebreakcore.com is a joke?
A: duh motherfucker, keep up!
by miskibaul » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:32 am
Q: why does the trance dj get booked more then the breakcore artist?!
A: because the trance dj can deep throught better then the breakcore artist can!
"dah tee, dah tee, dah tee, dah tee, open my mind...........to a new demention....." breakcore for life........nygah!
can you fuck with me? or are you just posting to get in on the sample packs?!
i know i was...........till i read through these postes! fuck breakcore, just a buntch of wanna-be ledgens......
Q: why did the breakcore artist post on ihatebreakcore.com?
A: because he/she hated themselves enough to put themselves on display!!!
haha FUKK BREAKCORE~!
A: because the trance dj can deep throught better then the breakcore artist can!
"dah tee, dah tee, dah tee, dah tee, open my mind...........to a new demention....." breakcore for life........nygah!
can you fuck with me? or are you just posting to get in on the sample packs?!
i know i was...........till i read through these postes! fuck breakcore, just a buntch of wanna-be ledgens......
Q: why did the breakcore artist post on ihatebreakcore.com?
A: because he/she hated themselves enough to put themselves on display!!!
haha
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by Nifty Pipecock » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:45 pm
Why did the breakcore artist put the baby feet-first into a blender?
So he could come all over it's face.
So he could come all over it's face.
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by PEPCORE » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:03 pm
Hehhehe that didnt make sense at all, but it made me laugh so im happy
BTW: The best joke in the world.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/22576/9 ... crats.html
Yeah i knew the joke before, but i think this is the hardest and best joke, you can even put breakore in in the end
BTW: The best joke in the world.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/22576/9 ... crats.html
Yeah i knew the joke before, but i think this is the hardest and best joke, you can even put breakore in in the end
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by BYTE-Smasher » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:02 pm
Q) Why do breakcore producers only get pleasure from masturbation?
A) Because the only girls that will go out with them are professional dominatrices... and even those are in short supply.
Q) If breakcore producers were vampires, what would they drink?
A) Ear blood
Q) What hex number do a breakcore party and an old folk's home have in common?
A) 0xDEAF
Q) Why did Venetian Snares cross the road?
A) Because everone else in this documentary is a fucking twat.
Q) What one piece of equipment defines the sound of virtually every breakcore producer in existance?
A) An uncomfortable butt plug
Q) If breakcore and emo fought, who would win?
A) Everybody. They wouldn't fight, but instead, look at each other, start crying, then proceed to commit harakiri out of shame.
A) Because the only girls that will go out with them are professional dominatrices... and even those are in short supply.
Q) If breakcore producers were vampires, what would they drink?
A) Ear blood
Q) What hex number do a breakcore party and an old folk's home have in common?
A) 0xDEAF
Q) Why did Venetian Snares cross the road?
A) Because everone else in this documentary is a fucking twat.
Q) What one piece of equipment defines the sound of virtually every breakcore producer in existance?
A) An uncomfortable butt plug
Q) If breakcore and emo fought, who would win?
A) Everybody. They wouldn't fight, but instead, look at each other, start crying, then proceed to commit harakiri out of shame.
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by avisupchurch » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:27 pm
Demur wrote:Q : Whats the second hardest thing about being a breakcore producer?
A : You have to listen to breakcore while you write music.
I was realizing how true this was the other day.... right on
by phleg » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:31 am
Q: how to make a loop on breakcore?
A: bring a recorder, run cross the highway accidentally...
A: bring a recorder, run cross the highway accidentally...
by DIGIT216 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:11 pm
Nifty Pipecock wrote:Why did the breakcore artist put the baby feet-first into a blender?
So he could come all over it's face.
this had me dying laughing...
so wrong, yet so right...
this thread is the best thing ever...
PLEASE, keep 'em coming. def a lot of gold in here!!!
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