Breakcore Jokes

[snudge Profile Website]

woths the diffrence between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

The tumble dryer wont spit your load out!

[Thallium Profile]

woths the diffrence between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

The tumble dryer wont spit your load out!

Alternately...

What's the difference between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

You can put your load in the dryer and it won't follow you around for a month.

Also...

What's the difference between a breakcore producer and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

[matt bleak Profile Website]

woths the diffrence between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

The tumble dryer wont spit your load out!

Alternately...

What's the difference between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

You can put your load in the dryer and it won't follow you around for a month.

Also...

What's the difference between a breakcore producer and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

gah! i gotta pay both of them...
*but still shakes fist in general direction of you

[massenvernichtungsmusik Profile]

whats the breakcore between difference and between..

a stupid useless "add breakcore " joke..

[cuttingagent Profile]

whats the breakcore between difference and between..

a stupid useless "add breakcore " joke..

que?

[cat-grrl Profile Website]

woths the diffrence between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

The tumble dryer wont spit your load out!

Alternately...

What's the difference between breakcore girls and a tumble dryer?

You can put your load in the dryer and it won't follow you around for a month.

Also...

What's the difference between a breakcore producer and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SilicosiS Profile]

Haha, heaps of these I've heard before, but not in the form of breakcore jokes. That one about the pizza feeding a family of four I heard about drummers instead of bc producers. I think there was another one about gorillas and bc producers that I've heard about drummers too. And the baby in the blender feet first joke I heard was:

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on it's face.

The breakcore version in this thread had me in stiches. I seriously thought the one I heard years ago was the sickest joke possible but someone actually managed to make it even more disturbing. Good show.

*applauds*

[Thallium Profile]

Haha, heaps of these I've heard before, but not in the form of breakcore jokes. That one about the pizza feeding a family of four I heard about drummers instead of bc producers.

The dryer joke is from here:

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
Put your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

And yep, the pizza joke was about drummers.

Thanks for spoiling the fun!

[SilicosiS Profile]

Thanks for spoiling the fun!

Well I do try.

Drummer jokes are great. In a really bad way, of course.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.

[Thallium Profile]

Drummer jokes are great. In a really bad way, of course.

I dunno, most of them are pretty dumb. I remember these back from when I (briefly) dated a drummer *cough*...

What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.

What do you call a drummer who got dumped by his girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

[Thallium Profile]

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a breakcore producer?
A tattoo.

Johnny: "Mum, I want to make breakcore when I grow up!"
Mum: "Oh Johnny, you can't do both!"

[SilicosiS Profile]

Drummer jokes are great. In a really bad way, of course.

I dunno, most of them are pretty dumb. I remember these back from when I (briefly) dated a drummer *cough*...

Yes, they're dumb. That's what makes their goodness bad. Or their badness good. Or something.

You dated a drummer? Why would you admit that on a forum? Now the whole world knows your shame!

[SilicosiS Profile]

how my breakcore producers does it take to change a lightbulb?


some one needs to think of a really good punchline i can't think of one yet

Q: How many breakcore producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the lightbulb, one with enough artistic vision to think of sampling the sound it makes when you pull it out of the socket, one to take said sample, load into a TRACKER and mix it with some amens and gabber kicks, one to take a photo of the light bulb changing process and fuck with it in a cracked version of photoshop for instant cover art and one to jump on a forum and promote the new release.

Yeh, it's bad. I just thought of it then.

[Vephor Profile]

how my breakcore producers does it take to change a lightbulb?


some one needs to think of a really good punchline i can't think of one yet

Q: How many breakcore producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the lightbulb, one with enough artistic vision to think of sampling the sound it makes when you pull it out of the socket, one to take said sample, load into a TRACKER and mix it with some amens and gabber kicks, one to take a photo of the light bulb changing process and fuck with it in a cracked version of photoshop for instant cover art and one to jump on a forum and promote the new release.

Yeh, it's bad. I just thought of it then.

Q: How many breakcore producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't know, they keep breaking it and calling it music.

[SilicosiS Profile]

Haha! That's heaps better.