Breakcore Jokes
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by enslavior » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:47 pm
What's the difference between breakcore producers and used tampons?
A: used tampons get into vaginas
What do a czech prostitute and the amen break have in common?
A: Herpes
A: used tampons get into vaginas
What do a czech prostitute and the amen break have in common?
A: Herpes
by l urk » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:44 pm
A priest bought himself an ipod and synced it with the top breakcore tunes around.
He met up with another priest and gave him the ipod so he could listen to a new breakcore tune he just illegaly downloaded...
After 2 min into the track the priest who was listening to the track slapped the priest(owner of ipod) and said "I'm Sick and tired of it"
Afterwards the owner of the ipod was hearing a fellow church person confessing his sins...
Meanwhile the other priest passed by and heared the priest saying.."MAY ALL YOUR SINS BE PERISHED......AMEN"
He rushed the priest and slapped him again!
"I told you i have had enough of it!"
He met up with another priest and gave him the ipod so he could listen to a new breakcore tune he just illegaly downloaded...
After 2 min into the track the priest who was listening to the track slapped the priest(owner of ipod) and said "I'm Sick and tired of it"
Afterwards the owner of the ipod was hearing a fellow church person confessing his sins...
Meanwhile the other priest passed by and heared the priest saying.."MAY ALL YOUR SINS BE PERISHED......AMEN"
He rushed the priest and slapped him again!
"I told you i have had enough of it!"
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by Terminal42 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:36 am
My laptop has this funny page down key on my number pad. It says "break" on it as the FN key function...but it did nothing in renoise.
Corny. I know.
Corny. I know.
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by djtheblade » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:57 pm
Q. What's black and at the top of the stairs?
A. Stephen Hawkins in a house fire
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A. Stephen Hawkins in a house fire
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by kid hideus » Mon May 03, 2010 5:38 am
what do you call a woman with one leg who likes breakcore?
eileen
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head who like breakcore?
cliff
etc
eileen
what do you call a man with a seagull on his head who like breakcore?
cliff
etc
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