I Hate Breakcore

by **CoReCoNTAx** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:44 am

to produce a handicap infant launcher, which would make the velocity and accuracy of the infant ammo much greater, this resulted in....

by **l urk** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:53 pm

breaking all known records of speed

by **PEPCORE** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:59 pm

, somehow this was not recorded by the faggots who evaluated the numbers, because some faggot got hit in the head, and they all died, except one, and his tales would be heard in every children book foreign wild, it was a tale of horror and mayhem, it started like this:..

by **phleg** » Sat May 16, 2009 6:22 am

if you type "faggot" in google search, then you'll find...

by **Gazmatic** » Sun May 17, 2009 4:42 pm

.....a picture of a yellow mole on the 453rd result search. If you click on it, it will provoke an undead prime minister to furiously rain numerous punches down on an unsuspecting malawian hermaphrodite whom for unknown reasons resembles a dying seagull taking a dump. This will in turn set off an ellaborate chain of events that will.......

by **S2K08** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:23 pm

make stuff bad for people and like do stuff that's like cool and, oh no! what's that? is it a? no, no... yes. yes it is... it's huge, it's it's... And then I woke up and it was all a dream.

The End

by **S2K08** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:58 pm

Once upon a time...

the end of your mum came about suddenly when The new radium album sucked fucking monkey balls with glory but meanwhile your grandfather fell down of a scooter and suffocated in his blood while with his open fracture at the fibula area he tried his hardest to resurrect from the dead, but casper the friendly ghost prevented him froim doing so because HE WANTED TO GO TO THE HALLOWEEN DANCE WITH THE GIRL FROM BLACK SNAKE MOAN AND FINALLY smear vaginal discharge all over her unborn child's cock, using a prior unborn child's cock, retrieved from his third wife's uterus, the wife, aptly named Sarah cock cheeseleydale, who was a humble lab assistant by trade, but at night became a raging dick spanner and lover of her cousin and a horse called Stardust which had 3902 colors, being: 3901 shades of poop green and one shade of crayola's mac'n'cheese which would occasionally remind her that her life wasnt so bad, she had had everything that she desired at one time or another, except for jerking off in to a small Kumquat using 19 childmolesting leprechauns with swine flu, wich at that time, never really bothered her because her friends had all done it at some point, and told her it wasn't that big a deal, as she sat and thought, she noticed she was a he and had pink eye, 9/11 was her fault because Bin laden lived in her ass, and had done so since she ate her last turkish kebab after refusing the ceaser salad the heart doctor had ordered her to give to give to him her beating heart, which was composed of brown glittery semen and a distorted amen break, one of the hardest substances known to man; second only to boron, and rock and roll, wich at its time was the gayest way of Milking a Transgender donkey with your teeth while performing a handstand on top of mount everest, hoping that breakcore will save us all, but breakcore seemed to be good for nothing, and dubstep as an illusion made people think it was the new saviour until otto von schirach did an acrobatic move off some deformed child's head, which would have been a normal size had his mother not have Repeatedly stuffed it in and out of her vagina at the time of birth while singing "MA MA MA MAAA BAKER" and then force fed the remains to Eiterherd whilst recording his new album, using only an old Roland and circuit-bent toyz. he heard that people were having a party in cuba, celebrating the legalsaton of Fidel Castro related merchandise, thats why we always use official fidel castro condoms on the 1st of may (I always thought it was because bearded cigar smoking condoms where extra aids proof, now i buy ché guevara shaped penile implants, but i was so anxious about pumping my semen into a dead dog's womb, thats why I only fuck crippled children now... after all, if Noam Chomsky can do it, so can I hey? But let us not digress from the core lesson to be learnt from this story, which is which is at the end of the day your own views and opinions about what you can digest from these thought provoking story due to the fact that if fullmoon the sun wil kneel and untie your shoe laces and always wear a condom on your hands While fisting, so to keep your fingernails lovely and clear of shit... But lets be honest steven hawkin said "What the fuck, why am i in a wheelchair", this was ofcourse because he used to practice the Hakken too hard in his youth, hence his wheelchair bound nature and The fact that he fucked marry poppins when she was suffering from herpes and vaginal scarabs lead to his participation in an online discussion @ ihatebreakcore.com so this is why obama blows dogs for quarters , this was a real strain on the alluminium hats the conspiracy faggots needed, thus the price of aluminium went to china, like everything else valuable, where it was secretly being converted into boron but just then a man named (unpronounceable name) offers to sell you a firearm to give it to harry potter because there is not that much to do with a fucking fairy wand which will help the recession problem by starting to eliminate one by one harry poter characters being no.1 HAGRID... It was the start of the Hogwarts massacre , but Harry didn't count on Peter Pan and his flying dipshits, this meant a veritable anal-fuck of the mind to the child of destiny. like jesus, his only option was to go to joseph stalin and find the true source of his anal hallucinations which happened to be due to his gastrointestinal influenza which left him with a feeling of dread and priapism. these hallucinations were different than most, the main reason being he couldnt sit down but he could stand on a chair no matter how badly he wanted to sit with his legs crossed he eventually started thinking that his story came to an end but as usual, he was dead wrong. He slowly started to Lay a dump in his mouth which would be extremely difficult for your average joe, but he developed the amazing ability to Deconstruct his rib cage to allow maximum flexibility, this also gave him the advantage to swim with the grace of a dolphin but he was allergic to salt water so he went to the nearest swiming pool and Drownt himself into the realization of his childhood perversion of his shit eating. his mind felt as if it were locked up in a secret laboratory having horrific nazi experiments performed on it while creating a pseudo world for which he can convince himself such testing was not actually taking place and he was a living a normal life all the while, sort of like how it had been twisted by the demon itself, The demon resided inside his fragile mind for many years, in the end this caused much diarrhea. out of every orifice. especially his Litle sisters tumy needless to say, she was disturbed by such acts and took upon herself to learn how to perform an exorcism, then she Grabbed the boys head (bell end) and severed it using a rusty screwdriver and then proceded to using it as an improvisionary sex toy and ths after her mum heard of it she to got in the new sex deranged game they were playing, this was immediatelly covered by the local news networks, soon the craze swept across the country, this total lack of respect for traditional intercourse angered and aroused people across the globe, it was time for the vatican to step in and try this new shit too and to everyones amusement the pope ordered the leading sex toy brands to start producing jesus vibrators which would ejaculate the holy spirit onto his not so holy mangina, the pope diasgreed, thus jezus wept now putting the pope and his sex life aside...the main character of the stroy is still unknown all we know that he/she is an alien, demihuman shape, or whatever you describe it (wait a minute, does "he/she" is an "it"?)(it's a herm) who, despite "its" appearence, held the ultimate power, the ability to suck a dozen of dick in no matter time especially animal dick, such as the majestic sea lions, (except for the older malles, becouse of a train crash in 1922 in China, where it was forced to suck to much of the older malles durring the crash. 34 peoples and 67 sealions where kilt in an instant).
But not only could it suck animal dick it could grow them at will anywhere it pleased, whether on its own body or its door mat. thanks to this unique ability, she involantry killed her husband (Xavier From the Xmen) by growing a dick on the welcome mat and making him slip and deepthrought that little asian cock It was an asian cock, because, she held no prejudice, she found asians to be amiable and nice creatures with efficient compact peni, however she took a great disliking to Geert Wilders, a politican from Nederland. It was strange that she dident like him, becouse of her loving 4 cocks. She disliked the man so much she wanted to fuck shit, however, long fasting for her jewish holiday, yom kippur, she was deprived of her daily shit, so she settled with a daily piss, she always wondered if this insidious plan would work better than her first, so, to test this theory, she threw handicapped infants against a wall as hard as she could. after collecting data, she determined to produce a handicap infant launcher, which would make the velocity and accuracy of the infant ammo much greater, this resulted in breaking all known records of speed, somehow this was not recorded by the faggots who evaluated the numbers, because some faggot got hit in the head, and they all died, except one, and his tales would be heard in every children book foreign wild, it was a tale of horror and mayhem, it started like this: if you type "faggot" in google search, then you'll find a picture of a yellow mole on the 453rd result search. If you click on it, it will provoke an undead prime minister to furiously rain numerous punches down on an unsuspecting malawian hermaphrodite whom for unknown reasons resembles a dying seagull taking a dump. This will in turn set off an ellaborate chain of events that will make stuff bad for people and like do stuff that's like cool and, oh no! what's that? is it a? no, no... yes. yes it is... it's huge, it's it's... And then I woke up and it was all a dream.

The End

I dont really think it can go anywhere else from here, someone start a new one!

by **divtech** » Sun May 17, 2009 6:47 pm

S2K08 wrote:Once upon a time...

the end of your mum came about suddenly when The new radium album sucked fucking monkey balls with glory but meanwhile your grandfather fell down of a scooter and suffocated in his blood while with his open fracture at the fibula area he tried his hardest to resurrect from the dead, but casper the friendly ghost prevented him froim doing so because HE WANTED TO GO TO THE HALLOWEEN DANCE WITH THE GIRL FROM BLACK SNAKE MOAN AND FINALLY smear vaginal discharge all over her unborn child's cock, using a prior unborn child's cock, retrieved from his third wife's uterus, the wife, aptly named Sarah cock cheeseleydale, who was a humble lab assistant by trade, but at night became a raging dick spanner and lover of her cousin and a horse called Stardust which had 3902 colors, being: 3901 shades of poop green and one shade of crayola's mac'n'cheese which would occasionally remind her that her life wasnt so bad, she had had everything that she desired at one time or another, except for jerking off in to a small Kumquat using 19 childmolesting leprechauns with swine flu, wich at that time, never really bothered her because her friends had all done it at some point, and told her it wasn't that big a deal, as she sat and thought, she noticed she was a he and had pink eye, 9/11 was her fault because Bin laden lived in her ass, and had done so since she ate her last turkish kebab after refusing the ceaser salad the heart doctor had ordered her to give to give to him her beating heart, which was composed of brown glittery semen and a distorted amen break, one of the hardest substances known to man; second only to boron, and rock and roll, wich at its time was the gayest way of Milking a Transgender donkey with your teeth while performing a handstand on top of mount everest, hoping that breakcore will save us all, but breakcore seemed to be good for nothing, and dubstep as an illusion made people think it was the new saviour until otto von schirach did an acrobatic move off some deformed child's head, which would have been a normal size had his mother not have Repeatedly stuffed it in and out of her vagina at the time of birth while singing "MA MA MA MAAA BAKER" and then force fed the remains to Eiterherd whilst recording his new album, using only an old Roland and circuit-bent toyz. he heard that people were having a party in cuba, celebrating the legalsaton of Fidel Castro related merchandise, thats why we always use official fidel castro condoms on the 1st of may (I always thought it was because bearded cigar smoking condoms where extra aids proof, now i buy ché guevara shaped penile implants, but i was so anxious about pumping my semen into a dead dog's womb, thats why I only fuck crippled children now... after all, if Noam Chomsky can do it, so can I hey? But let us not digress from the core lesson to be learnt from this story, which is which is at the end of the day your own views and opinions about what you can digest from these thought provoking story due to the fact that if fullmoon the sun wil kneel and untie your shoe laces and always wear a condom on your hands While fisting, so to keep your fingernails lovely and clear of shit... But lets be honest steven hawkin said "What the fuck, why am i in a wheelchair", this was ofcourse because he used to practice the Hakken too hard in his youth, hence his wheelchair bound nature and The fact that he fucked marry poppins when she was suffering from herpes and vaginal scarabs lead to his participation in an online discussion @ ihatebreakcore.com so this is why obama blows dogs for quarters , this was a real strain on the alluminium hats the conspiracy faggots needed, thus the price of aluminium went to china, like everything else valuable, where it was secretly being converted into boron but just then a man named (unpronounceable name) offers to sell you a firearm to give it to harry potter because there is not that much to do with a fucking fairy wand which will help the recession problem by starting to eliminate one by one harry poter characters being no.1 HAGRID... It was the start of the Hogwarts massacre , but Harry didn't count on Peter Pan and his flying dipshits, this meant a veritable anal-fuck of the mind to the child of destiny. like jesus, his only option was to go to joseph stalin and find the true source of his anal hallucinations which happened to be due to his gastrointestinal influenza which left him with a feeling of dread and priapism. these hallucinations were different than most, the main reason being he couldnt sit down but he could stand on a chair no matter how badly he wanted to sit with his legs crossed he eventually started thinking that his story came to an end but as usual, he was dead wrong. He slowly started to Lay a dump in his mouth which would be extremely difficult for your average joe, but he developed the amazing ability to Deconstruct his rib cage to allow maximum flexibility, this also gave him the advantage to swim with the grace of a dolphin but he was allergic to salt water so he went to the nearest swiming pool and Drownt himself into the realization of his childhood perversion of his shit eating. his mind felt as if it were locked up in a secret laboratory having horrific nazi experiments performed on it while creating a pseudo world for which he can convince himself such testing was not actually taking place and he was a living a normal life all the while, sort of like how it had been twisted by the demon itself, The demon resided inside his fragile mind for many years, in the end this caused much diarrhea. out of every orifice. especially his Litle sisters tumy needless to say, she was disturbed by such acts and took upon herself to learn how to perform an exorcism, then she Grabbed the boys head (bell end) and severed it using a rusty screwdriver and then proceded to using it as an improvisionary sex toy and ths after her mum heard of it she to got in the new sex deranged game they were playing, this was immediatelly covered by the local news networks, soon the craze swept across the country, this total lack of respect for traditional intercourse angered and aroused people across the globe, it was time for the vatican to step in and try this new shit too and to everyones amusement the pope ordered the leading sex toy brands to start producing jesus vibrators which would ejaculate the holy spirit onto his not so holy mangina, the pope diasgreed, thus jezus wept now putting the pope and his sex life aside...the main character of the stroy is still unknown all we know that he/she is an alien, demihuman shape, or whatever you describe it (wait a minute, does "he/she" is an "it"?)(it's a herm) who, despite "its" appearence, held the ultimate power, the ability to suck a dozen of dick in no matter time especially animal dick, such as the majestic sea lions, (except for the older malles, becouse of a train crash in 1922 in China, where it was forced to suck to much of the older malles durring the crash. 34 peoples and 67 sealions where kilt in an instant).
But not only could it suck animal dick it could grow them at will anywhere it pleased, whether on its own body or its door mat. thanks to this unique ability, she involantry killed her husband (Xavier From the Xmen) by growing a dick on the welcome mat and making him slip and deepthrought that little asian cock It was an asian cock, because, she held no prejudice, she found asians to be amiable and nice creatures with efficient compact peni, however she took a great disliking to Geert Wilders, a politican from Nederland. It was strange that she dident like him, becouse of her loving 4 cocks. She disliked the man so much she wanted to fuck shit, however, long fasting for her jewish holiday, yom kippur, she was deprived of her daily shit, so she settled with a daily piss, she always wondered if this insidious plan would work better than her first, so, to test this theory, she threw handicapped infants against a wall as hard as she could. after collecting data, she determined to produce a handicap infant launcher, which would make the velocity and accuracy of the infant ammo much greater, this resulted in breaking all known records of speed, somehow this was not recorded by the faggots who evaluated the numbers, because some faggot got hit in the head, and they all died, except one, and his tales would be heard in every children book foreign wild, it was a tale of horror and mayhem, it started like this: if you type "faggot" in google search, then you'll find a picture of a yellow mole on the 453rd result search. If you click on it, it will provoke an undead prime minister to furiously rain numerous punches down on an unsuspecting malawian hermaphrodite whom for unknown reasons resembles a dying seagull taking a dump. This will in turn set off an ellaborate chain of events that will make stuff bad for people and like do stuff that's like cool and, oh no! what's that? is it a? no, no... yes. yes it is... it's huge, it's it's... And then I woke up and it was all a dream.

The End

I dont really think it can go anywhere else from here, someone start a new one!

haha i was going to do that and then post it in a seperate thread just to show the sheer massivness of it

well done to everyone who participated
this came out much bbetter than expected

i think i mightjust record myself reading this and make a song for it haha

by **phleg** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:35 am

is this the end?

no...its the beginning of the end of the beginning...

by **Gazmatic** » Tue May 19, 2009 11:14 am

.....for Ronseal drinkers....

by **hardon collider** » Tue May 19, 2009 7:39 pm

WE ARE AUTHORS

by **voltefacecon** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:18 am

^ihb fruited my lifelong dreams

by **CoReCoNTAx** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:10 pm

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by **Gazmatic** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:48 am

This topic is trully starting to suck dick. I hope the member who started it ends up running out of bog roll whilst having a dump........

by **hardon collider** » Fri May 22, 2009 12:52 pm

the topic is over...

we need to start a new story

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