what is the size of your shit
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by 3sp3k4 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:00 am
i shit complete boy groups, then they go to korea to make career. they do succeed usually.
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by ny4rl4thot3p » Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:47 pm
i shit farm animals
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by baconhanger » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:00 am
at first i thought you were talking about my cock size...
one time i took a pic of it next to my parent's phone to compare sizes,
i thought i deleted it off the camera, but it didn't. my sister found it and showed it to my parents. i'm sure they were proud. now they know why bitches love me
but as far as SHIT... after every dump, i gotta check out how big it is.
its part of the process, right after wiping, right before flushing.
but the real fun part is shitting in places you shouldn't. i think i'm gonna shit in my ex's kitty litter box, or leave an upper decker. its always fun to spread saran wrap under the toilet seat and shit on that, so then you can wrap it up, and chase people around with it - or, use it as a big brown crayon to write SHIT on the wall. (if you write WITH shit, you have to write the word SHIT with it). sometimes i slide my ass off the side of the toilet and drop a log on the floor next to it, especially if its a public restroom. then i wipe my ass, and stick the toilet paper to the wall.
shitting in urinals is fun too
you should try it sometime
one time i took a pic of it next to my parent's phone to compare sizes,
i thought i deleted it off the camera, but it didn't. my sister found it and showed it to my parents. i'm sure they were proud. now they know why bitches love me
but as far as SHIT... after every dump, i gotta check out how big it is.
its part of the process, right after wiping, right before flushing.
but the real fun part is shitting in places you shouldn't. i think i'm gonna shit in my ex's kitty litter box, or leave an upper decker. its always fun to spread saran wrap under the toilet seat and shit on that, so then you can wrap it up, and chase people around with it - or, use it as a big brown crayon to write SHIT on the wall. (if you write WITH shit, you have to write the word SHIT with it). sometimes i slide my ass off the side of the toilet and drop a log on the floor next to it, especially if its a public restroom. then i wipe my ass, and stick the toilet paper to the wall.
shitting in urinals is fun too
you should try it sometime
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