I Hate Breakcore

by **djtheblade** » Wed May 07, 2008 5:15 pm

So I've got to drop her soap bag and a shirt back at hers, well, I'm not permitted to, got to give it to her mate.

Thinking I might piss in her soap bag and stick it in the freezer so that it's nice and solid when the transaction is completed. All forms of defecation may be considered.

by **rtificial** » Wed May 07, 2008 5:54 pm

have sex on her shirt and send her pics of you doing it ....like a month later?

by **sy2pie** » Wed May 07, 2008 6:38 pm

you could just wipe your chlamydia infected cock that you managed to aquire that night in Soho all over her things.

by **Silent Frog** » Wed May 07, 2008 7:43 pm

Do something artistic... Probably with bodily fluids considering most of these suggestions.

by **PEPCORE** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:22 pm

Or something with her best friend.

by **djtheblade** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:52 pm

Some most splendid suggestions.

by **JBL** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:25 pm

yeah try to have sex on her shirt with her best friend and try to make the best friend in question wear the shirt and stuff.. take pictures..

by **vank** » Thu May 08, 2008 1:47 am

take a dump and smear it on her car

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:19 am

Stalk her, kidnap her, torture her, kill her, chop her up into loads of little pieces & then dump her body in the Thames.

:wink:

Too far?

by **PEPCORE** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:55 am

Tekno-Bitchfuker wrote:Stalk her, kidnap her, torture her, kill her, chop her up into loads of little pieces & then dump her body in the Thames.

Too far?

Well you don't have to chop her up after you kill her, way too much work.

by **somebedroomdj** » Thu May 08, 2008 2:06 pm

Cut your dick off and take a picture of it and then send it (the picture) to her with a note saying "If you won't have it, no one will!"

That'll show her.

by **PEPCORE** » Thu May 08, 2008 2:20 pm

I dont think it will be worth it that way. :lol:

by **djtheblade** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:50 pm

I might Josef Fritzl her, fathering 7 of her children in the process.

by **weyheyhey !!** » Thu May 08, 2008 7:26 pm

djtheblade wrote:I might Josef Fritzl her, fathering 7 of her children in the process.

haha I saw the topic and was going to suggest locking her in your basement for 24 years, you beat me too it.

fucking hell, is "Josef Fritzl" an adverb already??

by **kvkvg** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:33 pm

As an experment, use the most naked photo of her you have and try to sell her on ebay. You then moniter the levels of intrest and the amount of money offerd and post the results to her parents.

or tell her you have HIV.

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