I Hate Breakcore

by **zacharybcollins** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:42 pm

I can control water. I manipulate its particles however i want. its really cool lol! my sister can talk to animals which is kind of lame but not ttly. no one else in family has any powers. well, i think were adopted because we are white and our parents are black. or maybe they are powerless because they are black lol jk that's racist.

but anyway! what are your powers if any??? and no breakingcore is not a power lol

by **Lunargoose** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:02 pm

I will do anything to please the ladies.

by **zacharybcollins** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:11 pm

Being desperate isn't an ability.

by **rokhausen** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:13 pm

i go potty by myself

by **Lunargoose** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:15 pm

I am able to keep my virginity. Good power.

by **hardon collider** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:15 pm

I shit all over decent music and call myself a musician

by **hardon collider** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:16 pm

and at the end of the day, sometimes I'm able to glance at myself in the mirror without feelings of agony coming on for like 3 whole seconds. but only on good days.

by **Lunargoose** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:26 pm

I like to steam up the mirror. With my tongue.

by **MarkyPoo** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:38 pm

I Get Really Tan And Really Buff.

by **SeveredDigit** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:24 pm

I can suck my testicles up in to my abdomen at will....ie...NINJA SKILLS!!!

by **hardon collider** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:29 pm

SeveredDigit wrote:I can suck my testicles up in to my abdomen at will....ie...NINJA SKILLS!!!

this happened to me accidentally once and I freaked the fuck out

by **l urk** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:46 pm

can it happen??

how do you tecticles go up there ? any quick tutorials or something!?

i can do a fruit bowl though:)

buttnaked bent over with my dickhead between my tighs:D

by **Lunargoose** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:05 pm

... wat

by **SeveredDigit** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:53 pm

quite common...google that shit...sumo wrestlers...zen masters are able to do it...however I'm closer to a tweaker then zen master

It just happened one day while gettingh a bj from a gf way back in highschool...was scary at first...read about it..no big deal....now I can do it on command for nickels or fiat bank notes.

:twisted:

by **divtech** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:01 am

once i killed john lennon but i was never able to do it a second time

I Hate Breakcore

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What are you innate abilities???

What are you innate abilities???

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