I Hate Breakcore

by **IHC** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:48 am

it's true. Now you know.

Breakcore Island has been the greatest and most enduring secret the genre has.
All this talk of Analogue gear is a smokescreen. when ATR performed on
Breakcore Island a decade or so ago it was only after much closed door discussion.
Would they (read: you) find out ?

Europe and North America continued debating and rationalising the same never ending tirade.
What is breakcore etc etc etc ?

Breakcore is an island, indeed it is the secret play ground of the stars.

New Zealand can hence forth be accurately referred to as Breakcore Island.
The true name of this land "Aoteabreakcore" means Land of the Long White Noise".
And we want to share it with you.

engineers every single one them.
keeping the secret, producing the music, living the dream.

We are opening our borders to all and sundry.
Breakcore Promoters, Producers and Enthusiasts.

Come and see the wonderful hills, mountains, lakes, whales, birds, natives
stay for breakcore. It's an indian summer here all year 'round.

BREAKCORE ISLAND

247365
http://breakcoreisland.com

by **Feutus Lapdance** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:30 am

Its al thanx to Peter Jackson....Darm jou Peter.....darm jou to Hell

by **ErotiCore SteNch** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:32 am

peter jackson rule

are some of the shit from lotr still to see on NZ

by **producer_snafu** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:42 am

more like BROKEBACK ISLAND AMIRIGHT?!!?!

just kidding, you guys hold it down!

by **IHC** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:50 am

producer_snafu wrote:more like BROKEBACK ISLAND AMIRIGHT?!!?!

we've still got the mountains that appeared in the film.
and the fuckin' dwarves still haven't left either.

by **djtheblade** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:00 am

Babe the sheep pig was from New Zealand!

by **enigneyratorelknaw** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:38 pm

MMM Sheep, They is Woool

by **Veretos** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:08 pm

coool!

by **Lunargoose** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:30 pm

What is the most breakcore resort on the island?

by **IHC** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:39 am

Lunargoose wrote:What is the most breakcore resort on the island?

Great Question !

Château de P.P.Flo will lodge this years selection of performers in it's luxurious
5 bedrooms over looking its well appointed grounds.
[Photos to follow]

The celebrity breakcore performers who will rest their weary heads at Château de P.P.Flo
will include Nomex [UK], Toecutter [Aus], Realicide [USA],
The USA Kings [Hu] and, of course, The Incredible Hexadecibels [NZ].

this is the most Breakcore Resort on Breakcore Islandthis Summer.

by **Lunargoose** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:29 pm

Awesome, I can almost smell the fake palm trees and chlorine already!

by **MarkyPoo** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:57 pm

when will the landbrige be finished?
If I start walking from Indiana now, will I make it in time?
Average walking speed for a Mark Winter is 4 mph.
I don't do kilometers.

by **IHC** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:20 pm

when will the landbrige be finished?

the land bridge has been shelved for the time being as we further develop our space program.
BREAKCORE ISLAND rocket launches into space
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10612583

If I start walking from Indiana now, will I make it in time?

YES ! definitely. start walking buddy ! leave your troubles behind you !

Average walking speed for a Mark Winter is 4 mph.

that's pretty impressive. aparently the average is about 3.3mph

I don't do kilometers.

not only do we do Kilometers, we measure everything in cenitmetres too !

by **MarkyPoo** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:08 pm

You sir know how to sell an island!
Marks walk faster than people because in our early stages we are taught that the faster we walk the quicker we get away from jocks thus having more lunch money come lunch time.

by **Lunargoose** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:09 pm

MarkyPoo wrote:You sir know how to sell an island!
Marks walk faster than people because in our early stages we are taught that the faster we walk the quicker we get away from jocks thus having more lunch money come lunch time.

Survival of the fittest!

I Hate Breakcore

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New Zealand is Breakcore Island

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