I Hate Breakcore

by **BOKO91** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:56 pm

Droon at Glade festival this year.......

Also Sickboy, Rotator and DJ Scotch Egg....

This makes me very happy indeed!!!.........

by **vank** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:17 am

loud soundsystems and good music, tacos and burritos, working computers, futurama.

by **V.E.G.A** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:51 am

Winning and being right. (a nerd life.)

by **Music Force** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:51 am

Ultimate Mortal Kombat Trilogy.

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:58 pm

Nothing at the moment. I'm a depressed & grim lady.

by **meatsweeper** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:01 pm

Tekno-Bitchfuker wrote:Nothing at the moment. I'm a depressed & grim lady.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, that aint good. read this it may cheer you up, it made me laugh anyway.

You got to love this guy...

this is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD

A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

by **meatsweeper** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:05 pm

BOKO91 wrote:Droon at Glade festival this year.......

Also Sickboy, Rotator and DJ Scotch Egg....

This makes me very happy indeed!!!.........

that makes me happy to , also that bangface is only 2 weeks away!

by **meatsweeper** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:14 pm

these make me happy to....................

http://ihatebreakcore.com/modules.php?n ... pic&t=1336

maybe they will make you happy teknobitchfuker?

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:07 pm

meatsweeper wrote:
Tekno-Bitchfuker wrote:Nothing at the moment. I'm a depressed & grim lady.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, that aint good. read this it may cheer you up, it made me laugh anyway.

You got to love this guy...

this is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD

A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

Thanks. I read it the other day though. :wink:

by **meatsweeper** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:51 pm

i hate breakcore makes me happy cus i can discuss it without people taking the piss n not taking my music seriously.

by **munkychops** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:24 pm

Kittens

by **Spielzeugmacher d. T.** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:42 pm

Terror, Speedcore & Breakcore!!!

grrrreeetttttttttttzzzzz

Spielzeugmacher des Todes

www.myspace.com/spielzeugmacherdestodes

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:57 am

meatsweeper wrote:these make me happy to....................

http://ihatebreakcore.com/modules.php?n ... pic&t=1336

maybe they will make you happy teknobitchfuker?

I can't d/l stuff at work. Now i'm very unhappy! :cry:

by **meatsweeper** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:53 am

Tekno-Bitchfuker wrote:
meatsweeper wrote:these make me happy to....................

http://ihatebreakcore.com/modules.php?n ... pic&t=1336

maybe they will make you happy teknobitchfuker?

I can't d/l stuff at work. Now i'm very unhappy!

OH NO!!!!!Nightmare! :cry:

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:15 pm

Yes. Itr has been hard these past few months with new internet. However, i am back online at home from next week!

I Hate Breakcore

The music we love to hate!

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