I Hate Breakcore

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:02 pm

PEPCORE wrote:
Tekno-Bitchfuker wrote:Stalk her, kidnap her, torture her, kill her, chop her up into loads of little pieces & then dump her body in the Thames.

Too far?

Well you don't have to chop her up after you kill her, way too much work.

Yeh but if you're going to go to the trouble of actually killing the bitch then you might as well finish the job tbf. :wink:

I'd personally get more enjoyment from the chopping bit. :twisted:

by **PEPCORE** » Fri May 09, 2008 3:06 pm

Ah well if you look at it that way, what was i thinking

by **cuttingagent** » Sat May 10, 2008 2:21 am

call her work and ask if theyve heard from her. tell her she wasnt in NA last night and you're worried she's been doing meth again.

but you shouldn't really be so petty. for every second of happiness you have without her, you're getting back at her.

or... the meth thing

by **Gormo** » Sat May 10, 2008 10:54 pm

Hair removal cream in the shampoo, standard.

by **filthy** » Wed May 14, 2008 5:54 am

by **Tekno-Bitchfuker** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:37 am

Gormo wrote:Hair removal cream in the shampoo, standard.

Good one, however, it has one flaw. The girl will be able to tell from the smell what it is within seconds. You need to leave it on for over 5 minutes so it won't work.

by **PEPCORE** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:46 am

Replace the hair removal cream with Sulfuric acid, 98% ofcourse. :twisted:

by **matt bleak** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:06 pm

kill the bitch and eat her - swallow her fucken soul!!

by **Daz** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:58 pm

ooooohh

by **ObedMarsh** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:35 pm

get her drunk
have sex with her
stick it in her pooper
??????????????
profit

by **the_machine** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:06 pm

fuck her grandmother in the ass and email the photo to her and her mother! :evil:

by **Crowhead** » Sat May 24, 2008 12:30 am

Better yet, fuck the mother.

by **Gormo** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:27 am

hide her shoes.

by **Silent Frog** » Sat May 24, 2008 12:54 pm

Gormo wrote:hide her shoes.

This one.

by **weyheyhey !!** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:33 am

Silent Frog wrote:
Gormo wrote:hide her shoes.

This one.

Nearly.

...Just hide one of each pair

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